تكفون الفزعه يابنات مالي إلا الله ثم أنتو.........بسرعه

خمسه دخلو الموضوع ولا وحدة ردة...............................

Man & woman

All men are extremely busy.

Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.

Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.

Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off, If the women leaves them.

Although the women leave them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.






WOMAN:



The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes.

Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.

Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.

Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always “just an old rag".

Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.

Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.
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وهذا ثاني
WISE WIFE......

A man called home to his wife and said: "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is good opportunity for me to get that
promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for
a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the
office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please
pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she did
exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking
good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He
said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some bluegill, and a few swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?

You'll love the
answer...






The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box!!!!!..."




أتمنى تفيدك وما يكون فات الوقت

نسختهم من مواضيع لي في المنتدى قبل

الله يعطيك العافية يالغالية ماقصرتي تعبتك معي ,,

بس ياريت تترجمونه خواتي الله يوفقكم ..