one day the boy went his mom and told her,the teacher beat me,
mom-why,
boy-because the teacher asked me who dig "kanaat al swees"
and i couldn't answer so he beat me
the mom said, i know u r a naughty boy"walad shakee" for sure u did dig it " akeed enta alee hafartahaaa :))
another joke
a man told his wife ,you son's fiancee who is the point of attention of every one as she says, is a dancer
al rageel kal lemratoh, khatebet abneek alee betkol anhaa,ma7aad anzaar al game33,tel3et rakasaa ya haneem
ok i've done my part in making u laugh guys,ok ya om thameer, might not be very funny jokes
sunsun_micro :
ok look now if it come the first day for example every 6 hours which mean 4 times a day then next day start to come 3 hours,or 2 hours,which mean 8 times or 12 times a day then start to come every 20 mins,which mean it comes like3 times per hour if u feel it more than 3 or 4 times per hour, then u better hurry to the hospital secretions " al efrazaat" will increase,as far as ur pregnancy goes,which means the heavier or the more advanced in weeks u r the more seceretions u will see,because baby press on ur bladder,and the other things, also , U SHOULDN"T take a warm shower ,for more than 10 mins ya khaltee only try to make it just warm not hotttttttt, no gakozee or zeft ,mesh teshofee al hamam me3abee bokhar we takhdee shower, mesh hyrya7hk al kalam dah, ,dangerous, if u r taking a bath in the bath tub ,make it kinda cool-warm not warm-hot,balash genan,please u just need to relax, sleep on ur left side ,put a pillow between ur legs or if u r sitting ,put ur feet on a small chair, to release the pressure on ur back and veins ok ,if the baby is moving fine ,u r in the safe side too,be aware of that \ da3awateek betyseer al amoor,ok look now if it come the first day for example every 6 hours which mean 4 times a day then...
فهمت عليكي .. الله يوفقك على شرحك :happy:
ههههههههههههههههههههه احس اني مخبصه وجانيه على نفسي وانا مدري :icon30:
لا وابشرك اخذه دش حار والمويه على ظهري وبطني علبالي بسوي ريلاكس :huh: سويت طلق هههههههههههههههه:biggthump
يالله روحي يا سنسن الله ييسرلك امورك ويسخرلك عباده ويسهل عليك
ههههههههههههههههههههه احس اني مخبصه وجانيه على نفسي وانا مدري :icon30:
لا وابشرك اخذه دش حار والمويه على ظهري وبطني علبالي بسوي ريلاكس :huh: سويت طلق هههههههههههههههه:biggthump
يالله روحي يا سنسن الله ييسرلك امورك ويسخرلك عباده ويسهل عليك
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also alot of us don't go outside ,and have alot of company,+ if u complain to ur husband all the time he will say " al seet deah naekadyaa toooool hayathaa"
have fun take it easy dude