لو سمحتوا... افكار اذاعة باللغة الانجليزية

طيب ما ذكرت الاذاعه تتكون من ايش

حكمه + نكته+معلومه والا في شي ثاني

هلا كلام الحب

اي شي انا قلت برنامج اذاعي كامل((اذا مايكلف عليكم خخ))

يعني بجميع فقراته مع مقدمة الاذاعه وخاتمتها وطبعا تعريف بكل فقره او تقديم كل فقره

وما ابي فقرات معينه اهم شي حلووه زي عيونكم وتكوون ابدااع وتجذب

ابيهم يشكروني عليها تكفووون ساعدوني والله لدعي لكم

ميرسي

النكت
>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
>is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
>The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you
>let him in!

سؤال: اذا كان كلبك قاعد ينبح ورا الباب الخلفي للبيت وزوجتك تصيح عليك من ورا الباب الرئيسي شكلها كانت برا وفي شي مو عاجبها ,تفتح لمين الاول؟
الزوج : كلبي طبعا على الاقل ما ان يدخل حتى يسكت المسكين
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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
>Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

الاول بفخر : زوجتي ملاك
الثاني: انت محظوظ زوجتي لازالت حية
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man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
>not to report it because the thief was spending less
>than his wife did.


واحد بطاقته الائتمانية انسرقت بس قرر انه مايبلغ الشرطة استغربوا اصحابه وبيسئلونه ليه ماتبلغ يارجال
قال لان اللي سرقها بيصرف فلوس اقل من ما كانت زوجتي تصرفه

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you
>can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the
>wife is.


لما تشوف رجل بيفتح باب السيارة لزوجته كن على ثقة من انه اما السيارة جديدة او الزوجة جديدة
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A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The
>letter said, "If you don't promise to send us
>$100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife."
>The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my
>promise but I hope you
>will keep yours."


استقبل زوج رسالة من مختطفين الرسالة تقول:
اذا لم تعدنا بارسال مبلغ مئة الف دولار في ظرف اسبوع رح نختطف زوجتك
الرجل: انا خايف انه مااتمكن من االوفاء بوعدي ولكني أامل ان تفوا انتم بوعدكمo

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What's the matter, you look depressed."
>I'm having trouble with my wife.
>What happened?
>She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days."
>"But that ought to make you happy."
>"It did, but today is the last day."

الاول لصديقه: شنو في شكلك محبط ليه؟
لثاني: تخاصمت مع زوجتي وقالت انها مش حتكلمني لمدة ثلاتين يوم
الاول طب كويس المفروض انك تفرح يا رجال
الثاني : ايوه صحيح بس اليوم اخر يوم

المثل الشعبي القائل: المكتوب يبين من عنوانه!
قد يقابله مثل بالانكليزي:
Don't judge the book from it's cover
وترجمته الى العربية: لاتحكم على الكتاب من غلافه!

انتظريني راجعه لك

طرائف ونكت اقتصادية بالانجليزي

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Economics is the only field in which
two people can get a Nobel Prize
for saying exactly the opposite thing.
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Humor is
evolving, now we have a refinement:
"Economics is the only field in which
two people can get a Nobel Prize
for saying the opposite thing" is
true, but is not strong enough. Better:

"Economics is the only field in
which two people can share
a Nobel Prize for saying opposing things."
Specifically, Myrdal and Hayek shared one.

Roberto Alazar

(A rumor has it that there was
a similar case in neuroscience,
Golgi and Cajal,
maybe economists are not so different!)

For Just a girl

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Here you are Just-a-girl another song
Killing me softly by Roberta Flack
But this one is...............Kludging My Software

I heard he'd written good code in top-down structured style
and so I thought I'd hire him to fill in for a while
And there he was, this young boy, a stranger to my eyes...

Chorus:
Fixing Pascal with machine code
Patching my bytes with his words
Kludging my software with his code
Kludging my software with his code
Writing my comments in his words
Kludging my software with his code

I felt all flushed with fever. How could he be so proud
He found my documents and read each one out loud
I prayed that he would finish, but he just kept right on...

(Chorus)

He took my finished modules, perfect beyond compare
and then he tore right through them as if I wasn't there
And he just kept on writing, patching left and right...

Have fun


معنى كلمة HELLO

The word "HELLO" means

H = How are you

E = Everything all right

L = Like to hear from you

L = Love to see you soon

O = Obviously, I miss you

So, HELLO

ان شاء الله ما تكون المعلومات قديمه