نكت
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.الزوجة : يا حبيبى بتدوّر على إيه ؟
الزوج : و لا حاجة.
الزوجة: دا أنت بقالك ساعة بتقرأ قسيمة جوازنا.
الزوج : دا بس كنت بدور على تاريخ الانتهاء
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this ***** crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
سؤال : ما الفرق بين الأم و الزوجة؟
الإجابة: واحدة جابتك للدنيا بتعيط و التانية تضمنلك إنك هتفضل تعيط طول عمرك.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.الزوجة : عايز تتعشى ؟
الزوج : طبعا ...ماذا أختار
الزوجة : أه أو لأ.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"الزوجة : إنت دايما شايل صورتى معاك و رايح بيها المكتب ...ليه؟
الزوج: لما بلاقى مشكلة مهما كانت معقدة ببص لصورتك ألاقيها اتحلت على طول.
الزوجة: شايف أنا أد إيه مهمة بالنسبالك.
الزوج: أيوة...ببص فى صورتك و أقول لنفسى " إيه المشكلة اللى ممكن تكون أكبر من دى؟!"
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عبارات دينيه
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
In the Name of Allah , the Beneficent , the Merciful
2- اعوذ بالله من الشيطان الرجيم
I seek refuge in Allah from Satan, the accursed ; I crave Allah's protection from Satan,the accursed
3- لاحول ولاقوة الا بالله
There is no power and no strength save in Allah
4- الحمد لله
Praise be to Allah
امثال
DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you
لاتبك على من لا يبكي عليك
Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget
الأصدقاء الحقيقون يصعب إيجادهم ، يصعب تركهم ، ويستحيل نسيانهم
You can only go as far as you push
على قدر أهل العزم تأتي العزائم
ACTIONS speak louder than words
الأفعال أبلغ من الأقوال
معلومات عامه
الصفحة الأخيرة
one hot summer a cricket sat cheerfully on the branch of atree singing asong suddenly his eyes fell on along line of ants carrying corn-grains
the happy-go-lucky cricket spoke to the ants why are you working so hard come in the shade and sing a song with me
but the diligent ants wenton with their work and said we can't do that we must store food for the coming winter we will survive the winter only if our pantry is full
there is plenty of time for the winter to set replied the cricket i would rather sing how can one work in this heat
and the cricket sang all the summer away but the ants laboured throughout the hot months then came the dry autumn followed by winter
one morining the cricket woke up shiving with cold and roamed about feeding on the few dry stalks left on the ground
then it began to snow and he could find nothing at all to eat trembling and hungry he felt very sad in the evening he saw a light at a distance
hoping to find something there he made his way towards it
Reaching