A teacher :)

TEACHER:
"John, how do you spell crocodile?"
JOHN:
"K-R-OK-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER:
"No, that's wrong."
JOHN:
"Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me
how 'I' spell it!"

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TEACHER:
"What is the chemical formula for water?"
SARAH:
"H I J K L M N O!!"
TEACHER:
"What are you talking about?"
SARAH:
"Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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TEACHER:
"Willie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago."
WILLIE:
"Me!"

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TEACHER:
"Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?"
TOMMY:
"Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than
you are."

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TEACHER:
"Ellen, give me a sentence starting
with I."
ELLEN:
"I is..."
TEACHER:
"No, Ellen . always say, I am."
ELLEN:
"All right ... I am the ninth letter of
the alphabet."

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TEACHER:
"Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY:
"Sir, my Mother and Father got married
on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER:
"Morris, your composition on 'My Dog'
is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy his?"
MORRIS:
"No, teacher, it's the same dog!"
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TEACHER:
"What do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer
interested?"
PUPIL:
"A teacher."