funny english letter رسالة مضحكة بالإنجليزي

Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart

Your husband
Allen



His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1.. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2.. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3.. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses
instead of the rent.
4.. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some
other items...........
5.. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I
hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!

Your Sweet Heart:)