funny english letter رسالة مضحكة بالإنجليزي

Dear SweetheartT
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart

Your husband
Allen



His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

,Dearest sweetheart

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details
.. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
.. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses
instead of the rent.
Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him someother items
.. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses
and I
hope I can complete the month using this balance

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!

Your Sweet Heart:)