أم محمد (الخطيب) @am_mhmd_alkhtyb

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Husband Mart... Joke

Husband Mart

A husband shopping center has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men

The store is comprised of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights

There is, however, a catch

As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building and you can never re-enter

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband

: On the first floor the sign on the door reads
Floor 1 - These men have jobs

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last husband, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes

:The second floor sign reads

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again

:The third floor sign reads

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" And up she goes

:The fourth floor sign reads

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight

:The fifth floor sign reads

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak!!

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes

:The sixth floor sign reads

Floor 6 - You are visitor number 123,456,789,012,345 to this floor. There are no men on this floor
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This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please
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Thank you for shopping at Husband-Mart and have a nice day

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تلاقي... • 21 سنة

Thank for addig this joke.

That tell us to satisify with what we have.

SO، do not be greedy.

أم محمد (الخطيب) • 21 سنة

You are welcome Talaqi

Any time

And thanks for replying... Apparently no one else liked the joke or they didn't understand it :11: no i'm just joking :p :p anyways

Take care Sweety

أم محمد :24: :24:

*Sweet Emmi* • 21 سنة

i like ur joke very much my dear

thanx

also i like ur poems in ur signature

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much

they are expressive

i wish u will see him as soon as possiple

أم محمد (الخطيب) • 21 سنة

Thanks Sweet Emmi

YOU ARE very sweet INDEED
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Inshallah ya rab i'll see him soon.... pray for me

:(:(

Take care

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شمعة الحياة • 21 سنة

thank you .........I think this also applies to some men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't you???????????