Laugh with these:)

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this
train to Kuala Lumpur.
Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

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Teacher: Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and
the game went into extra time.

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From my e-mail :)