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Priceless!!
One afternoon a man came home from work
to find total mayhem in his house.
His three children were outside, still in their pajamas,
playing in the mud, with empty food boxes
and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open,
as was the front door to the house
and there was no sign of the dog.
Proceeding into the entry,
he found an even bigger mess.
A lamp had been knocked over,
and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring cartoon channel,
and the family room was strewn
with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen,
dishes filled the sink,
breakfast food was spilled on the counter,
the fridge door was open wide,
dog food was spilled on the floor,
a broken glass lay under the table,
and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs,
stepping over toys and more piles of clothes,
looking for his wife.
He was worried she may be ill,
or that something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water
as it made its way out the bathroom door.
As he peered inside he found wet towels,
scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor.
Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and
toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom,
he found his wife
still curled up in the bed
in her pajamas, reading a novel.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked,
"And how did your day go?"
He looked at her bewildered and asked,
"What happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered,
"You know every day
when you come home from work
and you ask me
what in the world did I do today?"
"Yes," was his incredulous reply.
She answered,
"Well, today I didn't do it." :42::23:
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