Types of Women

Types of Women



HARD-DISK Woman:

She remembers everything, FOREVER.



RAM Woman:

She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.



WINDOWS Woman:

Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.



EXCEL Woman:

They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.



SCREENSAVER Woman:

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!



INTERNET Woman:

Difficult to access.



SERVER Woman:

Always busy when you need her.



MULTIMEDIA Woman:

She makes horrible things look beautiful.



CD-ROM Woman:

She is always faster and faster.



E-MAIL Woman:

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.



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