v. funny
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
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A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:
A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman
H. 2 Arabic men and 1 Arabic woman
One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:
*One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
*The two French men and the French woman! are living happily together.
*The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
* The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them.
* The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.
* The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.......
* The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman
* The 2 Arabic men are looking for a piece of paper so they can throw their mobile number at the Arabic woman.
A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman
H. 2 Arabic men and 1 Arabic woman
One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:
*One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
*The two French men and the French woman! are living happily together.
*The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
* The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them.
* The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.
* The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.......
* The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman
* The 2 Arabic men are looking for a piece of paper so they can throw their mobile number at the Arabic woman.
الصفحة الأخيرة
nice one