WHY TEACHERS GO CRAZY :

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday

STUDENT: Seven.

TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?

STUDENT: Nine.

TEACHER: That's impossible.

STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: George

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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WILLY: Me!

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SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?

BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson.

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TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?

STUDENT: Yes, Sir.

TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?

STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

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HAROLD:Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?

TEACHER: Of course not.

HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

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TEACHER: Why are you late?

WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.

JOHN: I hope you didn't either.

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GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.

TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.