Real 911 Calls, believe it or not...
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one, what is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown
house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?
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Dispatcher: Nine-one-one, what is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham
and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and
tired of it.
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Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is this the police?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?
Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook
a turkey? I've never cooked one before.
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Dispatcher: Nine-one-one, fire or emergency?
Caller: Fire, I guess.
Dispatcher: How can I help you sir?
Caller: I was wondering ... does the Fire Dept. put snow chains on
their trucks?
Dispatcher: Yes sir, do you have an emergency?
Caller: Well, I've spent the last 4 hours trying to put these chains
on my tires and ... well ... do you think the Fire Dept. could come over
and help me?
Dispatcher: Help you what?
Caller: Help me get these chains on my car!
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Dispatcher: Nine-one-one, what is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an
eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
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Dispatcher: Nine-one-one, what's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
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Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
breathing?
Caller: Running from the police.
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الله يرجتس يالحن ويرج هالامريكان...غباء مستفحل..
يسلمو حبيبتي
تحياتي
منتهى الغبـــــــــــــــاء الحمدلله والشكــــــــــر (( يعنى فاهمه ويافيسي يله مع الخيل ياغلوووو :o ;) :07: )))...
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