what does HUSBAND and WIFE mean to each other

what does HUSBAND and WIFE mean to each other
A man wants to have a WIFE because she can make his life :

W : WONDERFUL
I : INTERESTING
F : FASCINATING
E : EXTRAORDINARY


But a woman will have to be careful in finding a
HUSBAND because he might be:

H : HOPELESS
U : UNACCOUNTABLE
S : SENSELESS
B : BORING
A : AUTHORITATIVE
N : NUISANCE
D : DISCRIMINATIVE


Why does a man want to have a WIFE ? Because

W : Washing
I : Ironing
F : Food
E : Entertainment


Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND ? Because

H : Housing
U : Understanding
S : Sharing
B : Buying
A : And
N : Never
D : Demanding


What most husbands feel before and after marriage :
BEFORE

W : Wonderful
I : Instrument
F : For
E : Entertainment

AFTER

W : Worries (are)
I : Invited
F : For
E : Ever