Lebanese jock

A jet-set lebanese parked his brand-new BMW in
front of his office,
ready
to show it off to his colleagues . As he got out,
a truck passed too
close and completely tore off the door on the
driver's side. The lebanese
immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed the
police, and within minutes a
policeman pulled up. Before the policeman had a
chance to ask any
questions,the lebanese started screaming
hysterically as some of his office
colleagues reached the scene too. His BMW,which he
had just picked up the
day before, was now completely ruined and would
never be the same, no matter
what the body shop did to it. When the lebanese
finally wound down from his
ranting and raving, the policeman shook his head in
disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lebanese
are," he said. "You are so
focused on your possessions that you don't notice
anything else." "How can
you say such a thing?" asked the lebanese. The
policeman replied, "Don't you
know that your left arm is missing from the elbow
down? It must have been
torn off when the truck hit you." "Oh My God!"
screamed the lebanese.
"Where's my Rolex watch?"