help me... ideas for the open day

1- فقرة عن القواعد والأداب التي يجب اتباعها داخل المدرسة .
2- انشوده
3- أداء تمثيلي باللغة الانجليزية لقصة
4- فقرة عن أحب شخص
5- انشوده
6- قصة قصيرة
7-نكت
8- فقرة للتعريف لكيفية الوقاية من فيرس H1N1 .
9- فقرة عن القواعد المروريه
10- معلومات

نكت


Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.الزوجة : يا حبيبى بتدوّر على إيه ؟
الزوج : و لا حاجة.
الزوجة: دا أنت بقالك ساعة بتقرأ قسيمة جوازنا.
الزوج : دا بس كنت بدور على تاريخ الانتهاء
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this ***** crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
سؤال : ما الفرق بين الأم و الزوجة؟
الإجابة: واحدة جابتك للدنيا بتعيط و التانية تضمنلك إنك هتفضل تعيط طول عمرك.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.الزوجة : عايز تتعشى ؟
الزوج : طبعا ...ماذا أختار
الزوجة : أه أو لأ.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"الزوجة : إنت دايما شايل صورتى معاك و رايح بيها المكتب ...ليه؟
الزوج: لما بلاقى مشكلة مهما كانت معقدة ببص لصورتك ألاقيها اتحلت على طول.
الزوجة: شايف أنا أد إيه مهمة بالنسبالك.
الزوج: أيوة...ببص فى صورتك و أقول لنفسى " إيه المشكلة اللى ممكن تكون أكبر من دى؟!"
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عبارات دينيه

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

In the Name of Allah , the Beneficent , the Merciful


2- اعوذ بالله من الشيطان الرجيم

I seek refuge in Allah from Satan, the accursed ; I crave Allah's protection from Satan,the accursed

3- لاحول ولاقوة الا بالله

There is no power and no strength save in Allah


4- الحمد لله

Praise be to Allah

امثال

DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you
لاتبك على من لا يبكي عليك


Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget
الأصدقاء الحقيقون يصعب إيجادهم ، يصعب تركهم ، ويستحيل نسيانهم


You can only go as far as you push
على قدر أهل العزم تأتي العزائم


ACTIONS speak louder than words
الأفعال أبلغ من الأقوال

short story

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There was a boy who was always losing his temper. His father gave him a bag full of nails and said to him, “My son, I want you to hammer a nail into our garden fence every time you need to direct your anger against something and you lose your temper.”

So the son started to follow his father’s advice. On the first day he hammered in 37 nails, but getting the nails into the fence was not easy, so he started trying to control himself when he got angry. As the days went by, he was hammering in less nails, and within weeks he was able to control himself and was able to refrain from getting angry and from hammering nails. He came to his father and told him what he had achieved. His father was happy with his efforts and said to him: “But now, my son, you have to take out a nail for every day that you do not get angry.”

The son started to take out the nails for each day that he did not get angry, until there were no nails left in the fence.

He came to his father and told him what he had achieved. His father took him to the fence and said, “My son, you have done well,
but look at these holes in the fence. This fence will never
be the same again.” Then he added: “When you say
things in a state of anger, they leave marks like these
holes on the hearts of others. You can stab a person
and withdraw the knife but it doesn’t matter how
many times you say ‘I’m sorry,’ because the wound will remain]

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